- When people get on, ask for their tickets. - When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. - Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. - Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Mike. How's your day been?" -Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, say "That's mine!" - Push your floor button with your nose. - Stand alone, and when the doors open tell people trying to get on that the car is full and that they should wait for the next one. - Ride naked. - Push the top floor button and announce that you tried to kill yourself yesterday but the other building wasn't high enough. |
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