These were all collected by me.

Green Day
Star Trek

These I got from some quote program, I just wanted to extend my quote collection, so here they are!

Wisdom - Includes some Pseudo-Wisdom

New Quotes - Put into other categories after a few updates.

Daniel Jackson:    It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They... well, they'd drill
 a hole in the person's head. By drilling a hole the evil spirits are
 released, thus saving the person from eternal
Colonel Jack O'Neill:   Thus... *saving* the person?
Daniel Jackson:   Well, they didn't call them the Dark Ages because it was dark.
- Stargate SG-1

Crazy" Eddie Nambulous: Paranoia is not a contagious condition; it's a way
of life!
- First Wave

Eddie: This is the sword that killed Abraham Lincoln.
Cade: Lincoln was shot.
Eddie: That's what they told you.
- First Wave

Eddie: Sometimes madmen turn out to be prophets.
- First Wave

" 'ness' and 'age' - Change nouns into adjectives in just seconds!"
 - Me and Jenn

"Damn you, brocolli!"
- Family Guy

The Official- "Stop throwing people through windows."
Hobbes- "He started it!"
- The Invisible Man

Darien ((duh))- "Aw crap, I'm talkin' to tools."
- The Invisible Man

The Official- "Our plan is to catch them in the act."
Darien- "The act of what? Killing us?"
- The Invisible Man

Hobbes- "I can vouch for that."
Darien- "Oh you can vouch. What, are you a voucher now?"
- The Invisible Man

The Official- "Boo, Juan Carlos! Boo!"
- The Invisible Man

Hobbes- "Oh I'm sorry, did I wake you?"
Keepy- "No, no. I'm always awake at 4 o'clock in the morning."
- The Invisible Man

Darien- "I gotta tell ya, sometimes I wish I spoke mad scientist ... 'and
then genius is born' MUAHAHAHAHA!"
- The Invisible Man

The Official- "Hobbes, where the Hell were you?"
Hobbes- "In a place you'd never understand"
The Official- "Well, you were there too long. Now you're late. Make a note"
- The Invisible Man

Hobbes- "You are a man. I am a super man"
Darien- "You're superman. I'm the Invisible Man. Wow, we just get Wonder
Woman in here we could really party, you know what I'm saying?"
- The Invisible Man

Hobbes- "We're Federal agents!"
Hito- "Right, and I'm Britney Spears!"
Hobbes- "Yeah, you shoot like her too"
- The Invisible Man

Darien- "Die cuckoo clock, die!"
- The Invisible Man

Alianora- "The invisible man!"
Darien- "Aquamama"
- The Invisible Man

The Official- "Any questions?"
An Agent- "How come those guys never have to wear suits?"
- The Invisible Man

Darien- "I must not be making myself clear, let me see if I can rephrase
this, go screw yourself."
- The Invisible Man

Darien- "Boy, do I like purple!"
- The Invisible Man

Darien- "There was a mime. I beat the Hell out of a mime, what happened to
him? Is he okay?"
Hobbes- "Relax, he did not recover."
Darien- "Thank God"
- The Invisible Man

Darien- "I was on my way to get a breakfast Burrito when I pulled a rat
skeleton out of my pocket. What did you want me to do? Hug him? Pet him? Call
him George?"
- The Invisible Man

Hobbes- "Mr. Ooooo, I'm so unseeable I get twice my partner's pay."
- The Invisible Man

Hobbes- "You think I can't tell when you're lying to me. You use one-word
phrases..If . . The . . Of . . Check."
- The Invisible Man

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for
that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
- The Drew Carey Show

"A wedding without a trampoline? That's just crazy talk."
- That 70's Show

"So, nice funeral, huh?"
- That 70's Show

"After I set their house on fire, they just started acting really rude."
- That 70's Show

Zack: It really didn't go as bad as it could have.
Adam: A girl is dead, Zack.
Zack: I didn't say it went perfectly.

Victor Sr.: You know what wakes me up in the middle of the night covered in a
cold sweat? Knowing that you aren't any worse than anyone else in your whole
screwed up generation. In the old days, you know how you got to the top? Huh?
By being better than the guy ahead of you. How do you people get to the top?
By being so fucking incompetent, that the guy ahead of you can't do his job,
so he falls on his ass and congratulations, you are now on top. And now the
top is down here, it used to be up here... and you don't even know the
fucking difference.

Zack: Let's think about this logically. She's either alive, or she's dead.

Simon Baines: They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd be ho-ho-homeless!

Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is
made. Spaceballs the T-shirt. Spaceballs the lunchbox. Spaceballs the
coloring book. Spaceballs... the flame thrower! Kids love it. And my
favorite, Spaceballs the Doll -- me!
[Pulls string]
Doll: May the schwartz be with you!

Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?

Barf: It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that death, it just
isn't us.

[As they are trekking through the desert]
Lonestar: Water... water...
Barf: Water... water...
Dot Matrix: Oil... oil...
Vespa: Room service... room service...

Lone Star: A million? That's unfair.
Pizza the Hutt: Unfair to the payor but not to the payee. But you're gonna
pay it, or else!
Barf: Or else what?
Pizza the Hutt: Tell him, vinnie.
Vinnie: Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Star: The Vulcan neck pinch?
Guard: No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where
the shoulder meets the neck.
[Lone Star changes hand position]
Lone Star: Like this?
Guard: Yeah!
[Guard falls to the ground]
Lone Star: Thanks

Lonestar: So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the
last time.

Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN???

Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because
good is dumb.

[Looking into coffin of vampiress]
Jonathan Harker: She's alive?
Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu!
Jonathan Harker: She's Italian?
-Dracula: Dead and Loving It

Marcus Vindictus: Don't you know your right flank from your left flank?
Captain Mucus: I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank.
Marcus Vindictus: You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!
-History of the World: Part 1

Dave: That's it? You're just giving up?
Johnny: He beat me fair and square.
Max: But you're evil!
Johnny: That's no excuse for bad sportsmanship.
Cliff: I really shouldn't be driving, I have a suspended license.
Cooper: Really? For what?
Cliff: Attempted vehiclular manslaughter... whatever the fuck that means!
-Dead Man on Campus

"I'd give my left arm to be ambidexterous."

Ash: You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just
left town.

Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

"I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing
events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to
the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory...and I didn't
have a good time."
- Kicking and Screaming

Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself.
You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an
office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't
get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a
minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here?
You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
- Duck Soup

"I'm a complete walking lack of information."
- ER

Carter: "I'm afraid that we're going to have to cut it off"
Parents: " WHAT?!"
Carter: "The zipper - I meant the zipper!"
- ER

"The boogie man's going to come in your sleep and rip out vital organs, and beat you wiht your own limbs and take you away in the middle of the night"
- Ex Nihilo, "Lullaby"