Star Trek
Spock: Mr. Scott, I understand you are experiencing difficulties with the warp engines?
Scott: There's nothing wrong with the bloody -
Spock: Mr. Scott, if the Enterprise responds to hails and returns to Starbase, there is a good chance that we will never see Captain Kirk or Doctor McCoy alive again.
Scott: Could take weeks, sir...
- Star Trek
    
Capt. Kirk: Well, for a man who swore he'd never return to the Starfleet...
Dr. McCoy: Just a moment, Captain sir! Your revered Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used "reserve activation clause." In simpler language, Captain, they DRAFTED me!
Capt. Kirk: [in mock horror] They didn't!
Dr. McCoy: This was your idea! This was your idea, wasn't it?!
Capt. Kirk: Bones, there's a thing out there.
Dr. McCoy: Why is any object we don't understand always called "a thing"?
- Star Trek

Sulu: The word, sir?
Kirk: The word is no. I am therefore going anyway.
- Star Trek

Kirk: You. Help us or die.
Maltz: I do not deserve to live.
Kirk: Fine, I'll kill you later.
- Star Trek

Admiral Kirk: You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor.
Dr. McCoy: That green-blooded son of a bitch! It's his revenge for all the arguments he lost.
Star Trek

Captain Kirk: Out there... thataway.
- Star Trek

[Kirk remotely commands Reliant's shields to drop.]
Joanchim: Our shields are lowering!
Khan: Raise them!
Joanchim: [pounds fists on console] I can't!
Khan: The override! Where's the override?
- Star Trek

[Kirk sells his glasses, trying to get some 20th century cash.]
Pawnbroker: Well they'd be worth more if the lenses were intact. I'll give you... one hundred dollars.
Kirk: Is that a lot?
- Star Trek 4 (in which they travel back in time)

[Explaining Spock's odd behavior.]
Kirk: Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.
- Star Trek 4

[Spock is still learning how to use profanity correctly.]
Spock: They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" whales.
Gillian: I suppose they told you that.
Spock: The hell they did.
- Star Trek 4

[Faced with a 20th century computer.]
Montgomery Scott: Keyboard! How quaint.
- Star Trek 4

Gillian: Do you guys like Italian?
Kirk: Yes.
Spock: No.
Kirk: Yes.
Spock: No.
Kirk: I love Italian, [looks at Spock] and so do you.
Spock: Yes.
- Star Trek 4

Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth.
James Kirk: Oh, you mean the profanity?
Spock: Yes.
James Kirk: Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.
- Star Trek 4

Kirk: Spock, where the hell's the power you promised?
Spock: One damn minute, Admiral.
- Star Trek 4

[After landing and cloaking a Klingon spaceship in Golden Gate Park]
Captain James T. Kirk: Everybody remember where we parked.
- Star Trek 4

Gillian: So you're from outer space?
Captain James T. Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
- Star Trek 4

Scotty: I know this ship like the back of my hand.
[Walks into a bulkhead.]
- Star Trek (old school movies)

Zephram Cochrane: You think I want to go to the stars? I don't even like to fly--I take trains.
- Star Trek (The Next Generation)

[Troi is drunk.]
Troi: I'm just trying to blend in!
Riker: You're blended all right.
- Star Trek (The Next Generation)

Lily Sloane: Borg? Sounds Swedish.
[After having seen the Borg]
Lily Sloane: Definitely not Swedish.
- Star Trek (The Next Generation)

Capt. Jean-Luc Picard: Reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated.
- Star Trek (The Next Generation)

Cochrane: You're all astronauts, on some kind of star trek.
- Star Trek (The Next Generation)

[The Vulcans have landed to meet Cochrane.]
Vulcan: Live long and prosper.
Cochrane: Thanks
- Star Trek (The Next Generation)

[Data, enthusiastic about his new emotion chip, is told to scan for life forms.]
Data: I'd be happy to, sir. I just *love* scanning for life forms! [sings] Life forms! You pretty little life forms! You precious little life forms! Where are you?
- Star Trek (The Next Generation)

[The Duras sisters spy on Geordi.]
Lursa: Where is he now?
B'Etor: Who knows? He bathed, and now he's roaming the ship.
Lursa: He must be the only engineer in Starfleet that doesn't GO TO ENGINEERING!
- Star Trek (The Next Generation)

Geordi: I've never seen a solar probe with this kind of configuration, have you Data?
Data: No Geordi, I have not. [to his tricorder] Have you? [uses tricorder as a hand puppet] "No I have not. It is most unusual." Mister Tricorder!
- Star Trek (The Next Generation)

[Spok is relearning emotions after being ressurected]
Spok:  I am sorry Doctor, were we having fun?
Bones: God I liked him better before he died...
- Star Trek

[After being corrected by Spok]
Bones:  Yeah but you don't know "Row Row Row Your Boat." (looks triumphant)
(Spok looks annoyed)
- Star Trek