Blonde Joke
   I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
    - she called me to get my phone number.
    - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because
    it said "concentrate."
    - she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make
    up her mind.
    - she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
    - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
    "DON'T WALK."
    - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
    - she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
    - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
    - she tried to drown a fish.
    - she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
    - if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change
    - they had to burn the school down to get her out of third
    - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked
    On Phonics."
    - she tripped over a cordless phone.
    - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
    here"...she put Sagittarius."
    - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
    - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
    - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
    - she studied for a blood test.
    - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
    - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
    - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
    - she sold the car for gas money.
    - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went
    home and got 16 friends.
    - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
    home, she moved.
    - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
    - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
    - when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
    "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.