- she called me to get my phone number. - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." - she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. - she got stabbed in a shoot-out. - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. - she sat on the TV and watched the couch. - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. - she tried to drown a fish. - she thought a quarterback was a refund. - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. - if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back. - they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." - she tripped over a cordless phone. - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put Sagittarius." - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. - she studied for a blood test. - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. - she sold the car for gas money. - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends. - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. - when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home. |
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