Marlon ((Keanu Reeves)): If we're gonna waste the dude, we oughta get paid
for it. I mean, that's the American way, ain't it?
- From I Love You to Death

"Several worlds can go on simultaneously each unaware of each other."
-M.C. Escher

"To portray something that does not exist one has to present it in a
perfectly ordinary, everyday way."
-M.C. Escher

"What splendid buildings our architects could build if they would be less
obedient to gravity."
-M.C. Escher

Joe: "Look, I don't care what you say about me but making fun of alien
technology is just stupid."
- News Radio

"If you're gonna bash us, be clever."
- MB20

"This ain't no fucking Metallica concert. If we see anyone over the age of 70 crowd surfing, we're going home."    
- Rob Thomas

"We like us." Rob and Paul in reference to all the critics putting them down

"Give me death or liberty" - Goldfinger (however slightly inspired by Patrick Henry)

"Rock is the answer, violence solves nothing."
-Daniel Johns, Silverchair

"The strongest bulwark of authority is uniformity; the least divergence from it is the greatest crime."
- Emma Goldman

"Only you can give to others... the impression that you're an idiot"
- Bre's Profile

"I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."
- Bre's Profile

"Change yourself not the channel."
- Bre's Profile

"Save the planet: kill yourself."
- Bre's Profile

"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"
 - Bre's Profile

"A poser is someone who is not willing to die for his beliefs, but who is willing to dye his hair."
- Unknown

"Lori  - Pain is to pleasure as disco is to punk. You need to live through one to fully appreciate the other"
- Random Shooting in L.A.

"The problem with life is that it's complicated."
- Me

"The beauty of the past is that it's over, and we don't have to relive it."
- Me

"Do not practice moderation in excess."
- Emily Taylor

"It's never too late to start wasting your life."
- Bre's Profile

"...what a good waste of abnormality..."  - Nate

“Certain people remind me that there is no entrance exam to life.” - Nate

Maybe this world is another planet's hell. - Aldous Huxley

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." -Ozzy Osbourne

"I don't want to be normal like you." - Everclear

"None of them can stop us now"

"Normal is a standard set according to a majority or an average; not everyone is normal or wants to be normal."
- Me

"The world is broken."
- Me

"The world is someone else's oyster."
- Me

"I also thoroughly enjoy spacing-out."
- Me

"I think you've been afraid all your life."
- Gladiator

"I knew a man once who said, 'Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.' "
- Gladiator

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity."
- Gladiator

"Why .  . .  do I not believe you....?"
- Me

"I'm the one who's crazy!?! Uhh... you're the one who spent $300 on vitamins!!"
- Me

"I'm stuck in a limbo called the suburbs."
- Me

"To be honest with you, I actually DON'T have anything better to do..."
- Me

"Coincidence? I think not."
- Bre & Me

"I am convinced that my reality is entirely different from yours."

"Dude, it's all just Kismet and Entropy."
- Me

"Do what you do for your reasons."
- Me

"Everyone has psychological problems, it's just that not all of them have names yet."
- Me

"Welcome to my world."
 - Unknown

"Live like there's no tomorrow"

"And some day I'll be dead, but right now, I'm not" subUrbi@

"Did nothing, and did it well" or should I say do?”
- I dunno

"Before you die, you should know why you lived."
- Roar

"So I may be off the wall, just a little bit... Strange looks from everybody around, yeah well I don't care 'cause I'm not foolin around.  I don't know what makes me different, and I don't CARE!  Maybe it's not my problem. WHY DO THEY STARE?"
- Strange - The Living End

Dutch: You could save the world.
Black Power Lisa: Screw the world.
- The Omega Man

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." -Ozzy Osbourne

"There is no normal life, there's just life, ya live it." - Tombstone

"Today is the first day of the beginning of your new thing that is still kind of new and not quite underway but is almost there at the beginning."
- Space Ghost

"For every winner there are dozens of losers.
Odds are your one of them."

"You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take and,
statistically speaking, 99% of those you do."

"If you can't learn to do something well,
learn to enjoy doing it poorly."

"If at first you don't succeed,
failure might be your style."

"It could be that the purpose of your life
is only to serve as a warning to others."

"Every dark cloud has a silver lining,
but lightning kills hundreds of people every year
who are trying to find it."

"Hard work often pays off after time,
but laziness always pays off now."

"It's better to burn out, than to fade away!"

"There can be only one!"
- Highlander

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, it's going to rust."
- Highlander

When told, "You'll just have to bite the bullet", his reply was, "Yes, but I don't have to eat the whole rifle"
- Keanu Reeves

"I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime."
- Keanu Reeves

"To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror."
- Oscar Wilde

"For God's sake, if you sin, take pleasure in it, and do it for the pleasure..."
- Gerald Gould

"If you don't run your own life, somebody else will."
- John Atkinson

"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street."
- Elbert Hubbard

"If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius."
- Larry Leissner

"I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
- Woody Allen

"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe."
- Goethe

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."
- James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies

"When you want to fool the world, tell the truth."
- Otto Von Bismarck

"What does it matter?  And so what if it does?"
- Phil Wire

"The most wasted day is that in which one has not laughed."
- Unknown

"Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as
- Rear Window